something i hate about friendster bulletin boards

I have read this post from one of my friends on Friendster. Honestly, when I was on my early to mid teen years, I did think these things are kind of sweet for guys to do. I mean, I have seen so many teen flicks in high school school so I can't blame myself for having been a patron of the stereotypical Hollywood-based teenage romance!

Do not mistake me for hating the teenybopper scene. Hate is not the word. I guess I just grew tired of it as I started to learn the real deal about relationships. Relationship is not always about the romantic and sweet stuffs that you can do for your partner; because if it is, then it is a mere illusion that would fade away in a limited span of time.

Here's the bulletin board entry on Friendster that got me into thinking that the people who believe in such stuffs are focused merely on the superficial. Not to mention, I think this post is chauvinistic.

a real bf
Read this till the end... <--this is the post title
>When a girl walks away from you - [Follow her]
(is this for real? Some girls do need time on their own especially when they're angry. O baka naman pakipot lang sila at nagpapahabol talaga?)

> When she stares at your lips - [Kiss her]
(oh c'mon! Assuming ka naman! Pano kung nadaanan lang ng mata nya yung labi? o kaya nadidistract lang sya dahil may sumabit na tinga sa lips mo?)

> When she pushes you or hits you - [Grab her and don’t let go]
(now this is stupid. If she keeps on doing this, aba maalarma ka na! Mamaya sadista pala yan!)

> When she starts cursing at you - [Kiss her and tell her you love her]
(really now? maraming babae ngayon ang palengkera at parang bawat statement kelangan may mura.)

> When she's quiet - [Ask her what’s wrong]
(baka natutulog sya? minsan di ok na laging may nakabuntot)

> When she ignores you - [Give her your attention]
(well, minsan pamiss talaga ang mga babae)

> When she pulls away - [Pull her back]
(ay ang taray! Pelikula ito?)

> When you see her at her worst - [Tell her she's beautiful]
(hahaha! it's ok to be honest.)

> When you see her start crying - [Just hold her and don’t say a word]
(hmm.. pwede na..)

> When you see her walking - [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]
(langya, naglalakad lang, yayakapin na?!)


> When she's scared - [Protect her]
(from what? panu kung natakot lang sa horror film? OA ka ha.)

> When she lays her head on your shoulder - [Tilt her head up and kiss her]
(pelikula talaga ito!)

> When she steals your favorite hat - [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
(eh kung hindi lang hat mo ang nakawin? Pati brief mo, toothbrush, ballpen, plato, sabon, shampoo, unan, bahay, lupa?)

> When she teases you - [Tease her back and make her laugh]
(o sige na nga..)

> When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [reassure her that everything is okay]
(panu nga kung nakatulog na?)


> When she looks at you with doubt - [Back yourself up with the TRUTH]
(ay may ganon?)

> When she say's that she likes you - [she really does more than you could understand]
(weh?)

> When she grabs at your hands - [Hold hers and play with her fingers]
(then twist her fingers back and forth)

> When she bumps into you - [bump into her back and make her laugh]
(eh pano kung di tumawa? edi nag-away pa kayo kakaharot nyo?)

> When she tells you a secret - [keep it safe and untold]
(duh!)

> When she looks at you in your eyes - [don’t look away until she does]
(titigan?)

> WHEN SHE MISSES YOU - [SHES HURTING INSIDE]
(utut. sometimes missing someone so much is a good feeling naman)

> When you break her heart - [the pain NEVER really goes away]
(of course it does! it just doesn't go away at once)

> When she says its over - [she STILL wants you to be hers]
(ahaha assuming talaga!)

> When she re-post this bulletin - [she wants you to read it]
(ay syempre)

> Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
(nakalimutan na talagang natutulog ang tao)

> DON'T let her have the last word
(what word?)

> Say you love her more than she could ever love you
(ayy..)

> Argue that she is the best girl ever
(aba dapat lang!)

> When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
(ay kawawa to makukurot to ng wala sa oras.. tigas ng ulo)

> When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk to her
(haha praning ka? ok nga lang sya eh)

> When she says she's sorry, she truly means it
(minsan. minsan wala lang sya masabi)

> Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
(ano?)

> Stay up all night with her when she's sick
(then get sick yourself)

> Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
(then tell her it's stupid)

> Give her the world
(dream on!)


> Let her wear your clothes
(make sure wala kang putok)

> When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
(and absent yourself from work so you could spoil this little brat)

> Kiss her in the pouring rain
(habang nagliliparan ang mga bubong)

> When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"
(at mag-eenglish ka talaga?)


> If you do post this in the next four minutes/hours/days the one you love will:
> Love you
(ay takot ko lang!)